“The Sip That Won’t Make You Question Your Life Choices”
Ingredients:
- 2 oz vanilla cream liqueur
- 1/2 cup sweet blueberries (fresh or frozen, because we don’t judge)
- A handful of ice cubes (aka the reason your drink looks like a winter wonderland)
- Optional: splash of soda water if you’re feeling fancy and effervescent
Instructions:
- Toss those blueberries into your blender or cocktail shaker and give ’em a good crush. Mashing fruits is basically therapy for adults.
- Pour in the vanilla cream liqueur, because life’s too short for bland drinks.
- Add the ice — the more, the chillier, the better. We want this drink colder than your ex’s heart.
- Blend or shake it like you just don’t care until it’s smooth, creamy, and looking like liquid velvet.
- Pour into your favorite glass (bonus points if it’s something fancy enough to make you Instagram jealous).
- Optional: top with a splash of soda water for that fizzy “I’m sophisticated” vibe.
There you have it — a cocktail that’s fresher than the memes you pretend to not understand but secretly love. Cheers to adulting with style! 🍸💙
