Soap for Book Club

Meet me out back by the dumpster

Because that's where I host my weekly book club. The entry fee is a 40 and a bag of spicy pork rinds. There's generally two or three of us, and we intelligently discuss the latest local mug shot newspapers. You'd be surprised at the poetry and wordplay in some of those. Don't believe me? Fine. Go back to reading your cereal boxes in the tub, hater.

Wine and Paperbacks Scented

6oz. bar